if you don’t grab her ass while you make out with her you are doing it wrong bruh
Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”
- Harry: so like Snape's actually nice
- Hermione: ...
- Ron: ..
- Hermione: Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
- Ron: not to mention that quidditch incident
- Harry: before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
- Hermione: everyone says that Harry
- Harry: yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
- Ron: so?
- Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him
- Hermione: Harry no
- Harry: Snape 5ever