eurodose:

if you don’t grab her ass while you make out with her you are doing it wrong bruh

thesociopathwithabox:

therepublicofrapunzel:

Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
 

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hate:

you

disastr:

the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”

I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape
  • Harry: so like Snape's actually nice
  • Hermione: ...
  • Ron: ..
  • Hermione: Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
  • Ron: not to mention that quidditch incident
  • Harry: before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
  • Hermione: everyone says that Harry
  • Harry: yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
  • Ron: so?
  • Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him
  • Hermione: Harry no
  • Harry: Snape 5ever

officialwhitegirls:

talk dirty to me

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masteriz:

weareimmunetobullets:

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

TUMBLR, I NEED A GIF OF THE ASS CLAPPING RIGHT AWAY.

The truth